[Writingworkshop] Raphael was so straight

[Adam Holland]

you could have Hart offer his name questioningly and then Bern or Sarah
could say "no, not him."
If you really wanted to have that joke, that is.

On Fri, Mar 14, 2008 at 12:41 PM, Neale Morison <nmorison at mit.edu> wrote:

> After extensive and detailed research (wikipedia article) I have
> concluded that Raphael should not be included in the gay list, despite
> the fact that this would complete the roll call of ninja turtles. It is
> rumored that Raphael died at the early age of thirty seven because of a
> night of excessive sex with the favorite of his many mistresses.
> Of course, it could have been the mercury and lead in the paint, and it
> could have been his insistence on living in 1520 Rome, notoriously
> hazardous, particularly if you went to a doctor.
> Why she was the favorite:
> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4c/Fornarina.jpg
> If further proof were needed, you can tell he's straight by the way he
> draws breasts.
> You can also tell by the self-portrait he did in his teens:
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Sanzio_00.jpg
> A more compelling study of a boy attempting to look intriguingly
> artistic to women I have yet to see.
>
>
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