[Writingworkshop] Chomsky at the 1369

[Daniel Peters]

Drive thru strip clubs?  Where do I get the lap dance?  Is there a free
lunch time buffet?

On 3/4/08, Neale Morison <neale at nealemorison.com> wrote:
>
> Chomsky at the 1369
>
> Zac: What'll it be?
> Triple: Triple espresso.
> Zac: What's up?
> Triple: Hearing Chomsky today.
> Matt: Oh yeah. His arch-nemesis, William F. Buckley just died. What did
> he call Chomsky?
> Zac: Gore Vidal called Buckley a crypto-Nazi.
> Matt: And Buckley called Vidal a queer.
> Triple: What should I ask Chomsky? Any thoughts?
> Matt: Ask him why he only ever references himself.
> Triple: I don't know. Calling someone self-referential. Next you tell
> them they've jumped the shark.
> Matt: Maybe.
> Triple: I had this great idea once.
> Zac: What was that?
> Triple: I'm saying that's what he's saying. I only ever had one idea and
> I'm going to reference it.
> Zac: I thought you were saying you had a great idea once.
> Triple: I wish.
> Zac: I had this great idea once.
> Triple: What was that?
> Zac: Drive through strip clubs.
> Triple: Now you're talking. Three blocks long.
> Zac: You'd have to put the strippers on conveyor belts.
> Triple: The work of a moment.
>
>
> Questions for Naom
>
> Mr Chomsky, Nader split the vote. Is it possible you are overstating the
> case?
>
> Mr Chomsky, I sense that you're not a fan of the Bush administration. Do
> you see any hope for improvement in the candidates currently on offer?
>
> Mr Chomsky, do you love America?
>
> Mr Chomsky, William F. Buckley took a distinctly anti-Beatles view in
> his essay "Yeah, yeah, yeah, they stink." What is your view of the
> Beatles?
>
> Mr Chomsky, when you debated William F. Buckley on Firing Line in 1969,
> he said "If you want me to pursue that digression, I will", and then
> tipped you a very suggestive wink. What do you think he meant by that?
>
> The Firing Line Buckley/Chomsky debate:
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYlMEVTa-PI
>
>
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