[Writingworkshop] Conga line song

[Adam Holland]

It's just that some of us are trying to pass.
I like it.

On Sat, Mar 1, 2008 at 7:26 PM, Neale Morison <neale at nealemorison.com>
wrote:

> The title was in my head when I woke up on Friday morning. It was after
> looking through books of surrealist paintings in Lorem Ipsum the day
> before. In one of them was a Nazi cartoon in which Hitler smashes a clay
> sculpture of small men and out of the clay reforges a very veiny single
> naked Aryan. So I had no choice. This song is in the latest draft of the
> Fluffy play, not yet posted. Hart is having trouble coming to terms with
> his bisexuality. Bern and Sarah list famous gay people throughout
> history then sing this song while dancing in a conga line.
>
> Conga line song:
>
> Hitler was So Gay
>
> Hitler was so gay, deny it if you dare,
> The way he wore his boots, the way he wore his hair,
> Of training camps for boys he was so very fond,
> He wanted to create himself the perfect blue-eyed blond,
>
> Sigmund was so gay,  his actions will avouch,
> He only had one dream: to get you on the couch,
> Of smoking big cigars he never used to tire,
> He managed to invent a word for sexual desire.
>
> Jesus was so gay, so gentle, sweet and kind,
> That perfect skin, mustache and beard a little too designed,
> He had that thing for feet, he never had a wife,
> He hung around with other guys in dresses all his life.
>
> We are all so gay, that's what this is about,
> The world would be a better place if only we came out,
> It's time to break the bars, it's time to smash the locks,
> It's time to sing the songs, dance the dances, wear the frocks,
>
> Everyone is gay, the message for the night,
> The person on your left, the person on your right,
> The person in between, you see them every day,
> Now see them with the certainty that everyone is gay.
>
>
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